
A Between You & Me story
“Your a liar! A god damn liar! You’ve been lying to me this whole time! What is wrong with you!” This is the first thing I hear from a female voice on the other end of the line from an unknown number 3 minutes after pretending to start doing stuff at my 9-5.
Me: Wait wait wait what are you talking about? Who is this?
Unknown: Don’t play dumb, I know who you are, you’ve been lying to me for 2 years. Your such a fake!
Me: Who the fuck is this? and what is your fucking deal?
Unknown: Don’t play dumb! I know you work at ——-, I know about guilty pleasure clothing, I know where you live!
(this is back before guilty people existed)
At this point I’m fully awake. This crazy bitch knew my shit! AaaaAAAand at 4 am that morning I had a missed call from that same number. So not only is the bitch informed and not good at answering questions but is also bat ass crazy and been waiting to rip into me since 4 am.
















