guilty people is:

• An artist collective
• The kids that your parents warned you about
• Smarter then they look
• A magazine
• Watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos
• Doing it because you told them not to
• A clothing line
• A group of mad scientists
• Is not a cult... is kind of a cult
• Digital agency
• Making new shirts
• Having a boilermaker
• Bulding websites
• Watching others then doing the opposite
• NOT drunk... just tipsy
• Not always checking their phones
• Hot wiring household appliances
• Crashing parties
• A product of baby fucking
• Having cigarettes and whiskey for dinner
• Wondering why you are still reading this
• Going to start over